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Once upon a time there was a man who was such a golf addict that he was neglecting his job. Frequently he would call in sick as an excuse to play, in spite of the fact that his regular day off, Wednesday, was spent on the golf course. One morning , after making his usual call to his employer, an angel spotted him on his way to the golf course and decided to teach him a lesson. "If you play golf today you will be punished," the angel whispered in his ear. Thinking it was only his conscience, which he had successfully whipped in the past, the fellow just smiled. "No," he said, "I´ve been doing this for years. No one will ever know. I won´t be punished." The angel said no more and the fellow stepped up to the first tee where he promptly whacked the ball 300 yards straight down the middle of the fairway. Since he was a real duffer, and had never driven the ball more than 200 yards, nor shot under 90 in his entire life, he couldn´t believe it! Yet there it was. And his luck continued. Long drives on every hole, perfect putting. By the 9th hole he was 6 under par and playing near perfect golf. The fellow was walking on air. He wound up with an amazing 61, about 30 stokes under his usual game. Wait until he got back to the office and told them about this! But suddenly his face fell. He knew he couldn´t tell them. He could never tell anyone!! The angel smiled.
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