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I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day. He ALWAYS hit his drives right down the middle of the fairway. My problem was that I ALWAYS hooked my ball completely off the fairway. I asked him for help, and he offered to give me a physical to see if he could determine the problem. Sure enough, he said that I had three times the "normal length" of the average male, which caused an anomaly in my swing that caused me to hook. I asked him to help me, and he agreed to do surgery-- provided that I didn´t play golf for four weeks. I agreed. Golf is just that important to me. Four weeks later, new body and all, I teed off on the first hole and drove the ball 270 yards right down the middle. Feeling elated, I thanked the doctor. Then I asked him what had become of the "rest" of me. He just smiled, teed his ball, then hit it and watched it duck hook two fairways away...

The golfer went to the fortune teller with his one question: "Are there golf courses in Heaven?" Fortune Teller: "I have good news, and I have bad news..." Golfer: "What´s the good news?" Fortune Teller: "The good news is that Heaven´s golf courses are beautiful beyond anything you could imagine!" Golfer: "How could there be any bad news with that?" Fortune Teller: "You have a tee-time at 8:30 tomorrow morning."

submitted by M.H., Bonham St.


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